A Fish Funeral

One of Jenna's fish died last night and she and Jay proceeded to the bathroom to hold a small funeral including a sweet eulogy given by Jenna herself. She came in the bedroom and said "Mom, we said some nice things about my fish and now he's in heaven in the toilet." I thought I was going to pee my pants. A little while later, she had to use the bathroom (#2). When I came in to wipe her and flush the toilet, she asked "Mom, is my poop going to heaven now, too?" Good question...go ask your father.